THE EQUATION — Dad Hat

$32.00

8,000 ÷ 8,000,000,000 = 0.0001%. One in a million — that's not a slogan, that's the math.

Worked out at his momma's table: stack the whole profile together and roughly 8,000 people out of 8 billion people on Earth land here. The AP triangles stand where they always stand — the decimal, and the rings of the percent. We are the numerators.

Spread love 💜 — a3a3r0n

Size: One size

More details

  • 100% chino cotton twill
  • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
  • One size fits most
  • Buckle Closure

Size & Fit

  • Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.