WALKING ON PINS AND NEEDLES — Tote

It started as physical therapy homework. Toe spacers on, feet waking up, doing the unglamorous little exercises that rebuild you from the ground up.

Then I looked down, saw the pens in my toes, and lost it laughing. These toe spacers got me walking on pins and needles. LITERALLY.

WALKING ON PINS AND NEEDLES — the headline in Lemon over the evidence: two feet, spacers in, a pen gripped in each like I meant to do that. The AP triangle sits under the line on the front; the back carries the big triangle and a3a3r0n.com in the multicolor letters, so the joke walks away from you branded.

Chronic-illness humor, patient edition: if you live it, you get to laugh at it. On the tote — purple, pink, and blue, always. Spread love 💜